If anyone’s coming to the greatest generation tour today I’ll be there around 130 in the VIP line, come say hi c:
Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on
Neck Deep // Growing Pains
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
OH SHIT I FOUND A LIST OF PRICES OF ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET
Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.
Small intestine, $2,519.
Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.
Coronary artery, $1,525.
Skull with teeth, $1,200.
Hand and forearm, $385.
Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.
Skin, $10 per square inch.
who wants to get rich with me
- Benvolio: In love?
- Romeo: Out.
- Benvolio: Of love?
- Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
- Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble
I’m super nervous for tomorrow. VIP all alone. how will i make it
wish this was homework
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
Save me from my boredom and kik me please